Found only in the marshlands surrounding The Wheatsheaf Library, this very rare bird was discoverd by The Rochdale Readers as part of the R.S.P.B.'s garden birdwatch weekend.
The Rocbird
He has one wing that goes Bling! Bling! Bling!
The other wing goes Cling! Cling! Cling!
Together they go Blicking! Clibling! Blicking!
His feathers fall out whenever he swings
(and sometimes when he sings!)
He has a yellow beak,
Whenever he speaks
It start to leak!
He has tiny little legs
Like little brown pegs.
They get in the way when he tries to hatch the eggs!
